Monday, September 12, 2005
Homemaker loathes own home
According to AP News (which, of course, means it's probably wrong, but still), Martha Stewart has stated that her period of house arrest was more unpleasant than her stretch in jail.
Excuse me? The internationally famous expert on elegant living has publically declared that spending a few months in her own house is less fun than a jail sentence?
Well, there goes the stock price of Martha Stewart Living. Let's hope Martha sold the stock short...
(Erm, let's not. The last time she tried that it didn't work out to well...)
OTOH maybe she was misreported; perhaps she was really trying to say "House arrest is tougher than jail because when you're all alone in your home, it's really hard to have a good... conversation".
Excuse me? The internationally famous expert on elegant living has publically declared that spending a few months in her own house is less fun than a jail sentence?
Well, there goes the stock price of Martha Stewart Living. Let's hope Martha sold the stock short...
(Erm, let's not. The last time she tried that it didn't work out to well...)
OTOH maybe she was misreported; perhaps she was really trying to say "House arrest is tougher than jail because when you're all alone in your home, it's really hard to have a good... conversation".
